Cheap

Cheap
(May 2011)
Last night you fucked me
But today
You talk about taking some girl out
On a date
You never took me on a date
It makes me feel like a piece of meat
You call me when you are horny
You ask for naked pictures of me
When I ask if we can date
You tell me that right now
You can't
But a few weeks later
You tell me about some other girl
That you might date
And I feel like a slut
I wish you would notice
More than my epic rack
I wish you saw me as
Smart - funny - compassionate
You see enough of that
To keep me as a friend
But somehow I'm still not
"Girlfriend material"
I'm just a good time
I don't know how to make you see
What else I have to offer
But I do have a message
For all the assholes out there
Who, over the years, have made me feel cheap:
You have certainly missed out
On the best part of me!

Unconditional Love

Unconditional Love
(Oct. 2001)
Not your every day "Love Ya"
More of an unspoken feeling
An "I'll love you till the day I die"
No matter what happens
No matter what you do
Unconditional love is
When you apear on my caller ID
Or I hear your voice on my machine
And I can't help but smile
It is the warm fuzzy feeling
When I hear you snoring at 3 am
It is when we don't talk for 6 months
The you call right when I'm thinking about you
Just to say, "hi"
Unconditional love is
The way you tickle me till I cry
Yet I'm disappointed when you stop
It's the way you push all my buttons
And instead of getting mad
I feel special that you know me so well
It is when we can agree to disagree
And how we never run our of things to talk about
It is why I call you when the world seems to suck
So you can remind me of the good
But most importantly
Unconditional love means
Even if I haven't seen you for thirty years
I will still think of you
Every time my life overflows with joy